20 hilarious marriage quotes-funny and true!

Marriage quotes-funny, true and sweet. Many funny marriage quotes can be mean-spirited and perpetuate negative marriage stereotypes. Surround yourself with kind humor to give you encouragement in your relationships. After all, marriage can be tough, and one of the best predictors of success is to be able to have a sense of humor about it all.

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“Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning – I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.” -Stephen Gaines

“Happily ever after is not a fairy tale.  It’s a choice.” -Fawn Weaver

“The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn’t marry me.” -Robert Brault

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” -Ruth Bell Graham marriage quotes funnymarriage quotes funny

“When people tell me they’ve learned from experience, I tell them the trick is to learn from other people’s experience.” -Warren Buffett marriage quotes funny

“There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy.” -Robert Brault

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” -Rita Rudner

“Love like there’s no tomorrow, and if tomorrow comes, love again.” -Max Lucado marriage quotes funny

“‎Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.” -Sam Levenson

“Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” -Zig Ziglar marriage quotes funny

“Motto for the bride and groom: We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.” -Phyllis Koss marriage quotes funny

“Rules for a happy marriage: 1. Never both be angry at the same time. 2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire. 3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your spouse. 4. If you have to criticize, do it lovingly. 5. Never bring up mistakes from the past. 6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. 7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled. 8. At least once a day say a kind word or pay a compliment to your partner. 9. When you have done something wrong, admit it and ask for forgiveness. 10. It takes two to make a quarrel, and the one in the wrong is usually the one who does the most talking.” -Unknown marriage quotes

Marriage quotes-funny, not mean-can inspire you as well as make you laugh!
Marriage quotes-funny, not mean-can inspire you as well as make you laugh!

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“In every marriage, more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and to continue to find, grounds for marriage.” -Robert Anderson

“Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.” -Unknown marriage quotes-funny! marriage quotes funny

“A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you don’t go and buy a new house, you change the light bulb.” -Unknown

“Motto for the bride and groom. We are a work in progress with a lifetime commitment.” -Unknown funny marriage sayings

“You don’t love someone because they’re perfect. You love them in spite of the fact they’re not.” -Jodi Picoult

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